Britney's First Hunting Experience!

So I had My First Hunting Experience! Colby made me go turkey hunting with him and his brother...and they said I am NEVER invited again! First off, we took my car because of the better gas mileage and we were diggin' in the Mazda! Then, my hands were dry so I put lotion on and they were freaking out that the turkeys were going to smell me. I did everything wrong. I wasn't sneeky enough and I mad too much noise! Colby got me some camo clothing from the archery store and the pants were a size 12...in kids! I couldn't even do up the zipper! It was a very exciting time, but looks like I won't be going again!